Jack: Look, Tracy – I can’t just give you money. But what I can do is show you how you can earn all the money you need. You must know Arsenio …
Tracy Jordan: Hall or Billingham?
Jack: You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?
Tracy Jordan: No.

Tracy: (to Grizz) I forgot about that Worldcom mess, why you gotta be so obsessed with telecommunications?

Tracy: I need sixty-thousand dollars, or I’m gonna lose my house.
Jack: Which house?
(Tracy thinks to himself)
Tracy: I need a hundred-thousand dollars, or I’m gonna lose both my houses.
Jack: Tracy, I don’t understand. You’ve starred in fourteen film. You don’t have any money saved?
Tracy: No, I lost all of it.
Jack: Really? Who’s your money manager?
Tracy: Grizz.
Grizz: Worldcom, man. Worldcom.

Dr. Spaceman: You boys need anything while you’re here? (Spaceman shakes a few pill bottles) Some reds? Some yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.
Tracy: I’m good.
Jack: It would be rude not to take one or two.

Frank: Hey Pete, you want to see a comic book with pregnant zombie nuns?
Pete: Yes, I do.

Tracy: I’m gonna make you a mixtape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I got two ears and a heart don’t I?

Jenna: The source material was amazing. It’s hard to go wrong with a Kevin Grisham novel.
Liz: You mean John Grisham.
Jenna: Oh no, Kevin, John’s brother. Did you know that before Kevin was a novelist he worked in a recycling center?
Liz: Wow!
Jenna: And he just finished writing the sequel. It’s called “Urban Fervor.”

Jenna: Hey, I gotta miss an hour of rehersal today because I just found out from my publicist that I’ve been booked on ‘The View’.
Pete: Oh Jenna, thats great. For the first time in your life you’ll be in a room full of women and you’ll be the least crazy one!.
Jenna: I know!

Josh: That’s disappointing, I had to let Tony watch me pee to get that tape.

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