Quotes: “The Source Awards” — Episode 116
Kenneth: I’m sorry, this is a private party.
Ridikulous: We’re with Tracy Jordan.
Kenneth: Mr. Jordan himself said, “Don’t let no one in who’s not on the list because this mess is gonna get raw, like sushi. So haters to the left”.
Jack: Well, well, well Lemon. Steven’s a good man; he’s on partner track at Dewey, and he’s a Black.
Liz: A black?!? That is offensive.
Jack: No, no, that’s his last name: Steven Black. Great family.
Liz: Oh, yeah, of course.
Jack: They’re remarkable people, the Blacks; musical, very athletic, not very good swimmers. Again, I’m talking about the family. Black is African American, though.
Kenneth: [to Tracy] Didn’t you tell me to live every week like it’s Shark Week? And that nothing’s impossible except dinosaurs?
Ridikolus: Wait ’til I tell Tupac about this. [pauses]
Jack: I didn’t hear anything.
Tracy: [to Jack about his champagne] If you get rich off of this stuff, take care of my family. I don’t want my kids to have to go to college.
Tracy: Shooting people at the Source Awards, it’s a tradition. It’s like Christmas, or shooting people outside a Hot 97.
Tracy: Ken, I’ll be gone soon but I just wanted you to know that I loved being your mentor, and it’s been an honor having you be my manatee.
Liz: So what you’re saying is any woman that doesn’t like you is racist?
Steven: No, no, no! Some women are gay.
Liz: Do you think I’m racist?
Tracy: [dressed as a woman] No! I think you like to dress black men up as Oprah is part of your effort to protect our dignity.
Jack: He’s harmless, don’t be ridiculous!
Ridikulous: I am Ridikulous.
Tracy: Good show Liz Lemon. You coming to the after-after party?
Liz: We have after-after parties?
Jack: [referring to his mother] What the hell does she know? She’s a Murphy…bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists.
Ridikulous: What’s your game, man?
Kenneth: Boggle.
Kenneth: Mr. Jordan, I hate seeing you like this. What can I do to help you?
Tracy: Nothing, Ken. I’m just going through the classic stages of grief: fear, denial, horniness, wisdom, sleepiness & now depression.
Kenneth: What about anger?
Tracy: NO! I don’t want to do anger! You can’t make me!
Jenna: Race is a huge issue in this country, according to ‘Newsweek’ magazine.
Tracy: The manatee has become the mento.
Ridikulous: What color plane do you want to buy?
Jack: Clear. Like Wonder Woman’s.
Steven: [to Liz] I know you like food, so I found this really neat Canadian restaurant in Times Square.
Tracy: [referring to Ridikulous] He bit Shug Knight! He made Rasheed Wallace cry!
Tracy: Who else is going to be at that party?
Jack: Well, you’re going to be sharing the stage with Nas…
Tracy: Nope, he hates me! We used to date the same girl.
Jack: What about Young Jeezy?
Tracy: Forget about it. I called his pit bull “gay” on 106 and Park.
Liz: That would do it.
Jack: The Game?
Tracy: Nope.
Jack: T.I.?
Tracy: It not happenin’.
Jack: Superhead?
Tracy: No can do.
Jack: Fabolus?
Tracy: Won’t do.
Jack: Redonkey Kong?
Tracy: Nope.
Jack: MC Skat Kat?
Tracy: What?
Jack: Homonkulus?
Tracy: Uh-uh.
Jack: Raw Dog?
Tracy: Hell no! Me an his beef go way back. We were both cast members on a Nickelodeon show called “Ray-Ray’s Mystery Garage.”
February 28th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
With regard to “Jack: [referring to his mother-in-law] What the hell does she know? She’s a Murphy…bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists.” Jack was actually talking about his own mother. We’ve never been introduced to Bianca’s mother.