header

Judah Friedlander Is Available

Date This GuyGood news, ladies (or men, if you’ve grown up and feel that’s what’s inside of you)! Judah Friedlander (Frank) is available. He sounds like quite the catch as well, if you’ve got some very particular tastes.

“If you want marriage, kids, an outer-borough nonhipster residence, a guy that was just voted ‘Worst Dressed’ at the Emmy’s and the SAG Awards, does stand-up comedy just about every night, who is also the greatest athlete in the world, is banned from China because he’s too good at karate, collects ‘amazing art’ and bad movies, plays lots of Ping-Pong, was kicked out of the porn industry because he was too sexually powerful, and is a role model to children—then I’m your man.”

[ source ]

Leave a Comment