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Archive for May, 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-29

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 by admin

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-25

Monday, May 25th, 2009 by admin

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-22

Thursday, May 21st, 2009 by admin
  • I’m Liz Lemon and I lost my virginity at 25. #
  • I hate my feet, and once I had a sex dream about Nate Berkus but half way through he turned into Dr. Oz. #
  • Kenneth: Oh, I don’t believe in hypotheticals, Mr. Donaghy, because that’s like lying to your brain. #
  • Lipstick! #
  • Why do you have a monster claw? They ran out of white make-up because I insisted they do my buttocks. #
  • Liz: Oprah smells like rosewater and warm laundry. #

Episode 322 – “Kidney Now!” (Season Finale)

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 by Sakura

30rock_514a1There’s no better way to end a fantastic season of “30 Rock” than with a superstar musical extravaganza.  We’re not talking last week’s “Mamma Mia.” Yes, it was truly one of those episodes that a fan blog synopsis could never do justice.

Things start off with Jack finding himself in a dilemma. He may be a kidney match for his new father, Prof. Milton Greene, but the last thing he wants to do is give up a body part. And since we no longer live in an era when Mayor Giuliani permits the harvesting of organs from hobos, he has no option but to get himself tested by Dr. Leo Spaceman.

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-20

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 by admin
  • RT: @anamariecox: As promised: a list of my ten favorite Tracy Jordan lines from this season of 30 Rock http://tr.im/lOom #

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-16

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 by admin
  • iTunes is offering the Kidney Now video from the TGS fundraiser right now for 99 cents! #

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-15

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 by admin
  • 30 Rock season finale tonight! Look out for appearances by Mary J. Blige, Elvis Costello, Adam Levine from Maroon 5 and Sheryl Crow! #
  • Check out a sneak peak of tonight’s 30 Rock! http://tinyurl.com/qdtynk #
  • Since Giuliani left, it’s gotten tougher to harvest hobo organs. #
  • Yes! It’s Dr. Spaceman! #
  • Mr. Jordan, exciting news – Your old high school wants you to speak at graduation. AND, they said you could drop up to 5 F-Bombs. #
  • Frank Lucas High School was a hellhole. #
  • Kenneth: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament. #
  • You have sexually transmitted crazy-mouth. That’s a dealbreaker. #
  • There’s no such thing as “bi-sexual”. That’s just something they invented in the 90s to sell hair products. #
  • My “Mary J. Blige Foundation” is celebrating it’s 10th year of searching for the Loch Ness Monster. #
  • Aiken, your cousin, Kenneth Parcell, already promised me you’d do this. #
  • Just be yourself, and I guarantee you every single person in this room will one day be President of the United States. #

Episode 321 – “Mamma Mia”

Monday, May 11th, 2009 by Sakura

Just as he was coming to terms with the realization that the identity of his real father would remain a mystery, Jack is convinced by Liz and her Sims family example that he should go on a search for his dad. Even Tracy agrees. His very own love child tracked him down and after feeling shocked, scared and angry — like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle — he discovers one of the greatest joys of his life.

So, Jack, now convinced, embarks on what becomes the basis of a “Mamma Mia”-like scenario. Len, the private detective, digs up the names of three people who could be Jack’s father, and  Liz cleverly conceives of a plan to get the three gentlemen to TGS. As the winners of a TGS contest, “my three dads” are flown in to New York to meet with Jack. They are: George Park, a Korean man; Fred O’Dwyer, whose nuts look like a bowl of Spaghetti O’s; and Professor Milton Greene, a liberal-leaning Bennington College professor. Um, Jack?

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-08

Thursday, May 7th, 2009 by admin
  • @Andrea_Hi_2_Her Nope, the season finale is 5/14 – next week! in reply to Andrea_Hi_2_Her #
  • Come on in, Jack. I’m just practicing sitting. #
  • Everybody, actor announcement! No, human announcement. #
  • I want you bastards to meet my bastard! #
  • @JudahWorldChamp You’re all man, Judah. Love it! #
  • Liz Lemon and I wear the same clogs. #
  • Kenneth: It takes two to make a thing go ri-i-ght! It takes two to make it outta sight! #
  • OMG, is Prof. Milton Green Jack’s dad? #
  • Look at that scammer! What 21-year old wraps up half a muffin? #
  • I’m so glad they’re giving Lutz a bigger role on the show! #
  • I’m enrolling in the Tracy Jordan Institute for Black Karate. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-05-07

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 by admin
  • Tracy Morgan will host a Fats Domino benefit concert in New Orleans on 5/30 http://tinyurl.com/crxn5c #
  • RT @JudahWorldChamp: I have a new 2nd twitter page that I write as Frank Rossitano from 30 Rock. @FrankRossitano twitter.com/FrankRossitano #