• 30 Rock season finale tonight! Look out for appearances by Mary J. Blige, Elvis Costello, Adam Levine from Maroon 5 and Sheryl Crow! #
• Check out a sneak peak of tonight’s 30 Rock! http://tinyurl.com/qdtynk #
• Since Giuliani left, it’s gotten tougher to harvest hobo organs. #
• Yes! It’s Dr. Spaceman! #
• Mr. Jordan, exciting news – Your old high school wants you to speak at graduation. AND, they said you could drop up to 5 F-Bombs. #
• Frank Lucas High School was a hellhole. #
• Kenneth: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament. #
• You have sexually transmitted crazy-mouth. That’s a dealbreaker. #
• There’s no such thing as “bi-sexual”. That’s just something they invented in the 90s to sell hair products. #
• My “Mary J. Blige Foundation” is celebrating it’s 10th year of searching for the Loch Ness Monster. #
• Aiken, your cousin, Kenneth Parcell, already promised me you’d do this. #
• Just be yourself, and I guarantee you every single person in this room will one day be President of the United States. #

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