• I’m Liz Lemon and I lost my virginity at 25. #
• I hate my feet, and once I had a sex dream about Nate Berkus but half way through he turned into Dr. Oz. #
• Kenneth: Oh, I don’t believe in hypotheticals, Mr. Donaghy, because that’s like lying to your brain. #
• Lipstick! #
• Why do you have a monster claw? They ran out of white make-up because I insisted they do my buttocks. #
• Liz: Oprah smells like rosewater and warm laundry. #

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