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Archive for November, 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-01

Monday, November 30th, 2009 by admin
  • RT @SherriEShepherd: And then set your DVRs again cuz' I'll be on 30 Rock this Thurs (12/3) at 9:30 p.m. as Angie, Tracy Jordan's wife #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-23

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009 by admin
  • RT @grizzanddotcom: Grizz&dot.com need your help please go on nbc.com and watch our 3min ep & leave comment we need help from the fans #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-21

Saturday, November 21st, 2009 by admin
  • @waynebrady Why not leave a poop by your dog's head while it is sleeping? in reply to waynebrady #
  • Favorite moments from "Sun Tea": Don Geiss is a great man… holding up one finger to get somebody to stop talking? He invented that. #
  • With Manhattan real estate, there are no rules. It's like check-in at an Italian airport. #
  • Liz: Oh my God, Frank! Are you gonna pee in that jar? Frank: I didn't know anyone was here. #
  • We have a gentleman's agreement. He gets the jars and, in return, he's agreed to let a Yale sweatshirt be our designated fart dampener. #
  • After the deposition, Kathy Geiss's lawyer offered this rebuttal: "My name is Teddy Ruxpin. Can you and I be friends?" #
  • That's why I have these rare Kadupul blossoms flown in every morning from Sri Lanka on a private jet. That's the definition of green. #
  • Kenneth: I'll do it if you insist, sir. But I'm going to be grumpy until the end of this sentence. #
  • I can't afford to stay here on my own, and based on your shoes and teeth, I'm guessing you can't either, so why don't we move in together? #
  • Jenna: That sounds like something I would come up with if I were smarter. #
  • Don't feel guilty for a second. This is Manhattan real estate. There are no rules, like check-in at an Italian sex party. #
  • Oh, you ancient bitch! #
  • Our topical cold open is going to be about Omarossa borrowing Bjork's swan dress. #
  • It's "Take Your Black Kid to Work Day"! #
  • I have a strip club story from this weekend I need to tell you, Jackie D. It's disgusting. But I can't, cause I got this little D-bag here. #
  • Bitches can be tricky! I'm gonna go get some strawberry milk. #
  • Jenna: Kenneth, I'm doing my Kegels right now. What is it? #
  • Tracy: The Cosby Show lied to me! Dr. Spaceman: I don't think there's a box for that on the form. #
  • Dr. Spaceman: We all see the little black boy in the corner, right? #
  • Brian: Honey, you don't need to tell me how much men suck. Sit down and tell me everything while I make raspberry mojitos. Liz: You're gay? #
  • Tracy: I need a baby girl! Don't snip my vas deferens! #
  • Grizz: I feel angry, just like how Warren Moon must have felt in 1995! #
  • A gay, hipster cop? You're an interesting guy, Brian. #
  • Dr. Spaceman: If a patient's friend runs into the operating room and yells at you, you have to stop. It's the doctor's code. #
  • Al Gore: You know, there's an old African proverb that I made up — If you want to go quickly, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-20

Friday, November 20th, 2009 by admin

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-17

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009 by admin
  • RT @SherriEShepherd: Sitting in my room at 30 Rock waiting for my next scene w/Tracy Morgan – geesh I LOVE being on this set! #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-17

Monday, November 16th, 2009 by admin

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-15

Saturday, November 14th, 2009 by admin

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-14

Friday, November 13th, 2009 by admin
  • @grizzanddotcom Can you give us any hints?!! in reply to grizzanddotcom #
  • Liz Lemon in Chinese = Lesbian Yellow Sour Fruit #
  • Wade Boggs Carpet World! #
  • Business Jack does not play gentle! #
  • It's Rahm Emanuel. He wants me to go to Deer Valley. I am CRUSHING IT! #
  • Oh, it's Brooke Hogan. What's up, you tall drink of bitch! #
  • Catching up on earlier episodes of "30 Rock"! #
  • Kenneth to Jack: Oh my, sir. It looks like you've got a bad case of the chewdaddies. Ozark kisses? The woodsman's companion? Bed bugs? #
  • Hey, why you scratching? You got Mugabe's concubines! No bedbugs! #
  • I'm not gay, I'm bi-larious! #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-05

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 by admin

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-04

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 by admin