Twitter Updates for 2010-02-06
- OMG, one of the best 30 Rock episodes ever! No. Low. Go! #
- Jenna: Verna’s here! My mother is downstairs. Security called. She was trying to use an Oxycontin prescription bottle as ID. #
- Frank: I left my Sith lord cloak too near my mom’s shrine to Italian Jesus, and the candles started a fire. #
- Lutz: Were the firemen strong? Were any of them the ones from the calendar? #
- @Dotcom30rock Watching 30 Rock on NBC.com! It was such a good episode, it's worth watching twice! in reply to Dotcom30rock #
- Frank: I’d like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink and toilet. #
- Jack: Mothers. You can’t kill them… #
- Jenna: Jack, it was perfect. Like a John Mayer song. #
- A.S.Q. = Always speak quieter. Say no. Talk low. Let her go. #
- Jenna: Would a bad mother let her daughter get engaged to a congressman when she was 16? #
- Liz: Manufactured at a facility that also processes food. Oh! This is what Meat Cat spoke of. #
- Liz: How are you not moved by this? Jack: Because I’m listening to the words. #
- Verna: Hey, nice office, Jack. I feel like I’m in the Martha Stewart section of K-Mart. #
- Verna: I did not drive my home all the way to New York City just to kiss my daughter’s ass. #
- Verna: This show will have laughter, tears. Topless arguments. Arguments caused by Jacuzzi water. #
- Verna: There’s a lot more where this came from, and it’s in my underpanties. #
- Liz: You didn’t believe in me. But I believed in myself. Just like the last scene of all movies. #
- Pete: What are you wearing? Liz and Lutz: They’re called night Spanx. #
- Tracy: Okay, I don’t mean to be the black guy at the movies, but you better move, girl! #
- Jack: Verna, stop stroking my palm with your middle finger. This is a business transaction. #
- Jenna: Hey, Liz! Verna’s coming back for Mother’s Day. We’re going to do a duet of ‘I’ll Make Love to You” at a children’s hospital. #
